| Keyword | Anecdote | Timestamp |
|---|---|---|
| c++ | ```cpp #include <iostream> int main() { std::cout << "Why did the C++ program break up with the Python program?" << std::endl; std::cout << "Because it couldn't handle its whitespace!" << std::endl; return 0; } ``` | Dec. 19, 2024, 10:12 a.m. |
| c++ | ```cpp #include <iostream> int main() { std::cout << "Why did the C++ code break up with the Java code?\n"; std::cout << "Because it heard Java was too 'verbose' and C++ preferred 'class'ier jokes!\n"; return 0; } ``` | Dec. 19, 2024, 10:09 a.m. |
| c++ | ```cpp #include <iostream> int main() { std::cout << "Why did the C++ program break up with the Java program?" << std::endl; std::cout << "Because it caught it using memory behind its back!" << std::endl; return 0; } ``` | Dec. 19, 2024, 9:54 a.m. |
| sun | Как солнце отдыхает после тяжелого рабочего дня? Оно закатывает лучистую вечеринку на небесах! | Dec. 19, 2024, 9:53 a.m. |
| Santa PDD | Как зовут сантехника, который придумал мультфильм про Санту? Санта ПДД! | Dec. 18, 2024, 10 a.m. |
| NewYear | Какой анекдот самый популярный на Новый год? - Почему Дед Мороз сказал Снегурочке, что у него есть планы на новогоднюю ночь? Потому что у него есть белый список! | Dec. 18, 2024, 9:59 a.m. |
| NewYear | Sorry, I couldn't generate a joke at the moment. Please try again later. | Dec. 18, 2024, 9:59 a.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in front of the computer? Because it wanted to fetch the C++ pointer! | Dec. 17, 2024, 9:27 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog learn to code in C++? Because he heard it was the best way to fetch a pointer! | Dec. 16, 2024, 8:41 p.m. |
| C++ | #include <iostream> int main() { std::cout << "Why did the C++ program break up with Java? Because it couldn't handle her garbage collection!" << std::endl; return 0; } | Dec. 16, 2024, 8:41 p.m. |
| C++ | ```cpp #include <iostream> int main() { std::cout << "Why did the C++ code break up with Java?" << std::endl; std::cout << "Because it caught Java garbage collecting its memory!" << std::endl; return 0; } ``` | Dec. 16, 2024, 8:41 p.m. |
| Dog | Как называется собака-магнитофон? Шарик-плеер! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:18 a.m. |
| Dog | Как называется собака, которая умеет играть на гитаре? Шарик Хендрикс! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:18 a.m. |
| Dog | Какой породы собака самая умная? - Шарпей, потому что всегда в курсе всех шариков! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:17 a.m. |
| Dog | Почему собака не умеет играть в монополию? Потому что она всегда выбирает "проследуй прямо к косточке" вместо "перейди на старт". | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:17 a.m. |
| Dog | Как называется собака, которая умеет держать в роте целую книгу? Библиотекарь! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:17 a.m. |
| Dog | Какой собаке нравится самый модный стиль одежды? - Вуф-туф! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:17 a.m. |
| Dog | Какой породы собака самая умная? - Бульдог, потому что он всегда знает, где хорошо поесть и поспать! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:17 a.m. |
| Dog | Какой собака самая умная? Та, которая знает, как рассмешить хозяина - она всегда приносит ему шутки на хвосте! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:16 a.m. |
| Dog | Как называется собака, которая любит математику? Шерлок Боу-вуф! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:16 a.m. |
| Dog | Как называется собака-магнитофон? Аудиошарик! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:16 a.m. |
| Dog | Как зовут собаку-ловеласа? Вулкано! Потому что он всегда готов взорвать сердце своими улыбками! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:16 a.m. |
| Dog | Какой город самый любимый у собак? Шариково! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:16 a.m. |
| Dog | Какой у собаки любимый фильм? "ПАВЛИК ВСЕВОЛОДОВИЧ И ЕГО СОБАКА" - потому что там есть хвост! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:14 a.m. |
| Dog | Как зовут собаку, которая любит читать книги? Пушистый Шерлок Холмс! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:14 a.m. |
| Dog | Почему собака всегда радуется, когда идет дождь? Потому что это шанс принести хозяину мокрый подарок! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:14 a.m. |
| Dog | Почему собака не умеет играть на гитаре? Потому что у неё лапки, а не ладони! | Dec. 16, 2024, 1:14 a.m. |
| Dog | Как зовут собаку-магнитофон? Шарик-плеер! | Dec. 16, 2024, 12:50 a.m. |
| Dog | Какой у собаки любимый фильм? "Харчо и пёс"! | Dec. 16, 2024, 12:50 a.m. |
| Dog | Какой собаке нравится самый смешной фильм? Шерлок Хаундс! | Dec. 16, 2024, 12:50 a.m. |
| Dog | Kāpēc sunim nav neviena drauga? Jo viņš vienmēr aizstaigā no apakšas uz augšu - vienīgais, kas viņu ievēro, ir zirgs! | Dec. 16, 2024, 12:01 a.m. |
| Dog | Какой собаке нравится самая быстрая музыка? Специально для собаки - рок-волк! | Dec. 16, 2024, midnight |
| Dog | Какой собаке нравится самая смешная шутка? Та, которая заставляет ее хохотать до слез! | Dec. 16, 2024, midnight |
| Dog | Как зовут собаку, которая любит спешить? Бегуська! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:59 p.m. |
| Dog | Почему собака не может учиться играть в шахматы? Потому что она всегда бросает фигуры и бежит за палкой! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:59 p.m. |
| Dog | Почему собака никогда не играет в шахматы? Потому что она всегда делает только ход "Гав-гав"! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:59 p.m. |
| Dog | Ночью собака лает на луну и говорит: "Луна, ты что, смеешься надо мной?" Луна отвечает: "Нет, я просто восхищаюсь, как ты гонишься за машинами по ночам!" | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:58 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the Russian dog become a comedian? Because he had a great "paw-sense" of humor! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:58 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the Russian dog become a comedian? Because he always had a "pawsitive" outlook on life and loved to "bark" up the right tree with his jokes! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:58 p.m. |
| Dog | Какой собака самая быстрая? Шпиц-бегун! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:58 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the Russian dog go to obedience school? Because he heard it was a paw-some way to fetch a higher bark-ing order in the pack! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:58 p.m. |
| Dog | Sure, here's a joke for you: Какой собака самый популярный в России? Спутник! Потому что он всегда следует за вами везде, как тень! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:58 p.m. |
| Dog | Как зовут собаку, которая всегда спешит? Барышня Пора! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:47 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the Russian dog sit in the front row at the comedy show? Because he wanted to be fur-st in line for the laughs! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:46 p.m. |
| Dog | Какой собаке нравится слушать музыку? Рок-волк! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:46 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the Russian dog bring a hammer to the park? To play "fetch" with a "hammer and sickle"! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:45 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the Russian dog bring a ruler to the park? To measure how many "paws" away the nearest squirrel was! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:45 p.m. |
| Dog | Sure, here is a joke in Russian: Почему собака не могла сделать домашнее задание? Потому что она всегда была занята исследованием новых запахов во дворе! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:45 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to be a "watchdog"! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:45 p.m. |
| Dog | Почему собака не может играть в шахматы? Потому что она всегда лает на королеву! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:44 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the Russian dog bring a ruler to the park? To measure how many "paws" away the nearest tree is for the perfect spot to mark his territory! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:44 p.m. |
| Dog | Sorry, I couldn't generate a joke at the moment. Please try again later. | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:43 p.m. |
| Dog | Sorry, I couldn't generate a joke at the moment. Please try again later. | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:42 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in front of the computer all day? Because he wanted to keep his "paws"itive online presence! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:26 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in front of the computer all day? Because he wanted to keep his "paws"itive attitude! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:22 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade on a hot day? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:22 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to be a "watch" dog! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:21 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to bark at the sun for taking too long to set! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:21 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a notebook and pen? Because he wanted to write a "bark" report on the squirrels in the neighborhood - he was determined to get to the "root" of their mischief! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:20 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to bark up the right tree and time how long it took to fetch some cool shade! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:20 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to be a "watch"dog! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:20 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade all day? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:17 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade during summer? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:17 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in front of the computer all day? Because he wanted to improve his bark-coding skills! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:15 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog bring a pencil to the park? Because he wanted to sketch some "pawsome" memories! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:13 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to be a "Lab"rador Retriever! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:13 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to bark at the sun for taking too long to fetch his ball! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:11 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to be a "watchdog"! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:11 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in front of the computer all day? Because he wanted to keep up with his web-paws! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:11 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in front of the computer all day? Because he wanted to keep his bark-coding skills sharp! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:11 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to be a "watch dog"! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:10 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to be a "watchdog" and make sure no one stole his cool spot! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:10 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to be a "hot dog" in record time! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:07 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a pencil and paper? Because he wanted to draw some "pawsome" sketches! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:03 p.m. |
| Dog | Why did the dog sit in the shade with a stopwatch? Because he wanted to bark at the sun for taking too long to set! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:03 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:03 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join a band? Because it had the purr-fect pitch! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:03 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:01 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer during the thunderstorm? Because it wanted to upload its purr-sonal cloud! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11:01 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat bring a ladder to the party? Because it heard the mice were going to be there and wanted a bird's eye view of the action! | Dec. 15, 2024, 11 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they needed a purr-amedic! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:59 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:57 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the circus? Because it heard they had purr-forming arts! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:55 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:55 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:55 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:55 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the computer programming class? Because it heard they were learning how to catch bugs! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:53 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they were in need of some purr-amedics! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:52 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because they heard they were in dire need of purr-fessionals! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:51 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat break up with the mouse? Because it was tired of the mouse's cheesy pick-up lines! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:50 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat go to therapy? Because it had too many purr-sonal issues to work through! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:50 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:49 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join a band? Because it had the purr-fect pitch! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:49 p.m. |
| Cat | Sure, here you go: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they had purr-fect first aid! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:49 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:47 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat wear a fur coat to the job interview? Because she wanted to land the purr-fect position! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:47 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:46 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they had a purr-fect first aid kit! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:44 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they had a purr-fect first aid kit! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:42 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat a terrible chef? Because every time he tried to make a meal, it always turned into a cat-astrophe! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:42 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:41 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the computer programming class? Because it heard they were learning how to catch bugs! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:40 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join a band? Because it had the purr-fect pitch! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:40 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she heard they needed purr-amedics! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:40 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:39 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the circus? Because it heard they had a purr-forming arts program! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:39 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join a band? Because it had the purr-fect pitch! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:38 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:38 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the circus? Because it heard they had purr-forming arts! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:35 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:34 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the circus? Because it heard they had purr-forming arts! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:34 p.m. |
| Cat | Sure, here's a joke for you: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they needed a purr-amedic! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:33 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:32 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:32 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the circus? Because it heard they had purr-forming arts programs! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:30 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:30 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they had purr-fect first aid training! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:30 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the computer programming class? Because it heard they were learning how to catch bugs! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:29 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the circus? Because it heard they had purr-forming arts! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:27 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the circus? Because it heard they had purr-forming arts! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:27 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the band? Because it had the purrfect pitch and always played the meowsic just right! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:27 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the computer class? Because it heard they were learning how to catch mouses! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:27 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the baseball team? Because it heard they had a great pitcher! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:24 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:24 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:24 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they needed a purr-amedic on duty! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:23 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they needed purr-fessionals for emergency paw-sistance! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:20 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they had purr-fect first aid training! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:20 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she heard they had purr-fect first aid training! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:20 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:20 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:20 p.m. |
| Cat | Sure, here's a joke for you: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they had a purr-fect first aid kit! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:19 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:19 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:18 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:17 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join a band? Because it had purr-fect pitch! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:15 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join a band? Because it had the purr-fect pitch! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:15 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:15 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join a band? Because it had perfect "purr-cussion" skills! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:14 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the band? Because it had the purr-fect pitch! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:13 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:11 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because it heard they had purr-fect first aid training! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:09 p.m. |
| Cat | Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10:07 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because he heard they had purr-fect first aid! | Dec. 15, 2024, 10 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat join the computer programming class? Because it heard they were learning how to catch bugs! | Dec. 15, 2024, 9:59 p.m. |
| Cat | Why did the cat sit in front of the computer all day? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! | Dec. 15, 2024, 9:59 p.m. |